Weekly Shocks' Blog

You can’t go wrong with a dancing banana.

OK. OK, OK, OK. OK! Yes! I know this is super old. And the animation is pretty terrible. And frankly it goes on for about a minute and a half too long. But really: how can you not giggle over the total incongruity of this?

I dare you not to laugh. Or throw your computer out the window. Laughing is probably cheaper (unless you have a pre-existing medical condition I’m unaware of and spotty health insurance) so refrain from the computer throw. You’ll be glad you did!


Yet another reason why I’m going to hell.

I cannot stop watching this or laughing my ass off at it. Poor dog. Given the number of YouTube hits he’s got, though, I suspect he’s got a multi-million dollar movie deal in the works. Hope it’s worth it!

That’s today?!!

It’s the first of April, commonly known as April Fool’s Day, and I’ve got nothing for ya. I’d like to give you folks a good excuse as to why, but really, I just plain forgot. No, seriously, this isn’t an April Fool’s Joke (or is it?), I’ve got nothing. I thought about RickRolling you good people, but then I decided that I don’t want my lovely readers to tear me to bits and feed me to their children. Besides, I kind of like that song. Yes, yes, I am a huge geek, we’ve already established that.

And speaking of RickRolling, if you haven’t checked out YouTube today, I recommend you stop by. Those crazy bastards are at it again. Either that, or I’ve got a really bad case of vertigo.

Also, mom? I’m pregnant. See you in a few hours!

Your ‘Apropos of Nothing’ Post of the Day

I’m a bit busy at the moment trying to manipulate my resume into something that doesn’t make me look like a bottomlessly nerdy, over-educated goofball who farts rainbows (this, of course, is not possible, but still I persist), and I therefore haven’t got much to offer today in the Weekly Shocks’ World.

So, enjoy some classic Weird Al. I know all the lyrics to this utterly amazing song, which is pretty representative of my life anyway. I know, I know: Looooooooooserrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

And I really am whiter than sour cream.

Letting YouTube Do My Work For Me


Enjoy it while it lasts, parents. You know in about fifteen years, these two are going to be chasing after each other with baseball bats, wrestling in mud, and giving each other wedgies at their high school prom.