Weekly Shocks' Blog



Please explain the following bit of societal nonsense:

Why is it entirely acceptable (albeit ill-advised) to eat a chocolate doughnut at 7am, yet scarfing down a chocolate Klondike bar at the same time is considered puerile and sickening?

First person to explain this to me in small, easily understood words gets a cookie. The cookie will be freshly baked, filled with gooey chocolate, and served at 7am with a side of ice cold soda.

On a completely unrelated note, guess what I had for breakfast this morning? It was good, too.

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  1. * Joe Raygor says:

    Question One: Because Klondike Bars can only be eaten if you completed a dared task first. Consuming an unearned Klondike Bar is considered unspeakably rude according to Miss Manners.

    Question Two: A big plate of bacon with a glass of bacon grease.

    Posted 7 years, 9 months ago
  2. * WeeklyShocks says:

    1. Hey, I got out of bed and stumbled to my freezer without breaking anything or drawing blood. That’s a big success for me. The Klondike was well deserved, sir.

    2. Oh, if only. Sadly, I am not the esteemed Michael J. Nelson.

    Posted 7 years, 9 months ago
  3. * Anonymous says:

    I hope that soda you’re offering is less than 20oz!!!

    Posted 4 years, 6 months ago


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