Weekly Shocks' Blog

Ganked from Amazon.com:

This is my current Facebook status. So far, only one of my friends “likes” it, which I find sad, because it is one of the most brilliantly hysterical Amazon.com product descriptions I have ever read. The item is a 8GB Ipod Nano, used, selling for $60:

“The actual iPod is in great condition, but it fell in a pool and doesn’t work.”

In other news, I have a couple of interviews lined up for real-world, adult jobs. “Adult” as in bill-paying, slipper-wearing, crossword-completing employment, not filthy pornographic naughtiness. You people. Dirty, dirty, dirty.

Then again, both jobs are in New York City, so who knows?

I love Boston. I will miss this beautiful, messy city if I move south.


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  1. Best part of this product description? It’s a hundred percent true. AND SOMEONE ACTUALLY BOUGHT IT CUZ IT’S ALL GONE.

    Girlie, when are we going to hang out? I, like, miss you and stuff.

    Posted 8 years, 7 months ago
  2. * WeeklyShocks says:

    I cannot believe someone bought a $60 hunk of worthless metal. Wait a minute, yes I can.

    Did you just call me ‘girlie?’ HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?!

    Bizarre terms of endearment aside, soon. We will hang out soon. Lots to tell.

    Posted 8 years, 7 months ago

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