Weekly Shocks' Blog



Uh Oh! Overshare!

Don’t you just hate it when you have a 6am flight and you toss and turn in your bed all evening, completely incapable of sleeping because 1) you’re a paranoid weirdo who is convinced she’ll sleep through her alarm, miss her flight, then be forced to sell a kidney so she can pay for a new one and 2) you badly overindulged in good American food on your last night in the States and it’s not sitting so well in your stomach, oh, no, not at all, until, finally, at around 3am, you bolt out of bed, convinced you’ll never make it to the toilet, so you open the window (and thank God the screen fell out because your damn cat clawed its way through because you’re convinced it wants to kill you while you sleep: you swear, that damn thing is in league with Satan, you should probably look into that) and after you throw open the window, you blow chunks out into the still, cool night, and then you spend the next few hours wishing you were dead as your body continuously and violently rids itself of every item of food you’ve put into your face over the past three weeks and you miss your flight anyway, because British Air is staffed by fogies and prudes who don’t seem to like vomiting passengers, and then, here it is, two days later, and you’re still in the States, and you should be back in the UK, but you’re not, and, oh crap, we’re all gonna die?!?!?!?

Yeah. Me too.

Bottom line: disgustingly unwell at the moment, and none too pleased about it. I should be back in lovely L’Angleterre by Monday, provided, of course, I stop emptying the contents of my stomach into the nearest toilet at every opportunity. Let’s see how this goes, yes?

Advertisements

Trackbacks & Pingbacks

Comments

  1. * rollsettravel says:

    Swine Flu got you? It would be a bitch to come home to the States for a visit, only to get a gift from South of the Border

    Posted 8 years, 2 months ago
  2. * jrofop says:

    Another hilarious post (not about your ailing, of course, but how you “share” it)…so glad I’ve subscribed…Feel better though.

    Posted 8 years, 2 months ago
  3. * WeeklyShocks says:

    Thanks, guys: if I do have Swine Flu, I’m just going to scrap my current body and apply for a new one: start afresh and all that. I do feel better though, so hooray!

    Posted 8 years, 2 months ago
  4. * Joe Raygor says:

    Well gee, I’m sure England will thank you for launching yet another plague upon the land? 😉

    Posted 8 years, 2 months ago


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: