Weekly Shocks' Blog

Well, aren’t I a GRADE A MORON!

See, I should know better by now. I really should. Yet I go ahead and do it anyway. I write stupid blog posts about Viagra and Cialis and other products designed to embarrass me when they are advertised on television during quality time with my eight-year-old niece. And it’s inevitable that Google picks up this post, and now I have all kinds of  sad folks landing here, innocently searching the web for simple, sweet things like “penis performance” hoping that somehow Weekly Shocks can help them please their ladies. To all those who came here for that purpose, I deeply apologize. I got nuthin’. Lots of stuff on puggles, though. May want to check that out. Chicks dig puggles, trust me.

Now, why the hell have I just gone and written another damn post about naughty drugs?! What the hell is wrong with me?! Must seek therapy in the future when I’ve finally made contact with my Level 15 Magic Elf and we find The Charm Bracelet in the Forest Dune. Off to finish my quest, my good people. Wish me luck.


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  1. * Super E says:

    this is great, thanks

    Posted 9 years, 2 months ago
  2. * strider01 says:

    I have people looking for “topless lobsters” on mine. And lady wrestlers. Wrestling in chocolate. I must proclaim that if you come to my blog for sexual fulfillment, you therefore have an empty life, and need to get a girlfriend (or “partner” or whatever). If your partner isn’t giving you any TLC, get a new one.

    Posted 9 years, 2 months ago
  3. * J. says:

    Har-har been there, done that. I once made a mistake of blogging about a site called ‘carstuck girls’. Something that is apparently hugely arousing to some people. I got so many hits! I never get hits for cool google searches, just the very weird and/or lame ones.. 😦 Still, a hit is a hit 🙂

    Posted 9 years, 2 months ago

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