Weekly Shocks' Blog

Bacon Heartbreak

Devastating news from RiffTrax HQ:

Another hero has succumbed to the temptations of half-finished greatness. I expect Mike Nelson’s steroid trial will begin shortly and he’ll be serving a long, long jail sentence. Also, I made a bet with a friend of mine back in Boston that Mike would, in fact, complete his  task, and I have clearly and shamefully lost that bet. Dark and horrible things await me when I return home. This hurts.

On another note, happy birthday, mom. Sorry Mike Nelson RUINED it with his epic bacon failure. (I kid, of course, and this video was one of the funniest damn things I’ve seen in ages. I’ll think of it fondly when I’m serving the terms of my lost wager and crying. And I will be crying.)


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  1. Your punishment awaits, PurdyFace. I”l start mixing the drinks now.

    Posted 9 years, 1 month ago

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